Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you win again, gameday.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
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She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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