All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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