found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
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Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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