Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
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My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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