I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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