he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
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So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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