The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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This is classic penis vs brain.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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