my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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