it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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