At least make sure they are 18
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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