I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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