Having a random hookup so left but love u
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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