I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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