how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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