I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
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Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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