Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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