I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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