it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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