Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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