It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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