While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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