So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
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Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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