Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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