Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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