I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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