I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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