Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
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To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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