I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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