Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Two words: blizzard sex
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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