Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I can't turn off my feet"
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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