R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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