i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I have post one night stand depression
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