Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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