That's intense
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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