I cockslap morals
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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