his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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