Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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