I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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