she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
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Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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