he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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