do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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