Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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