Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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