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Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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