how hairy? two words: wookie tits
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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