grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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