She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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