So drunk its hurt
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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