Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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