Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I cockslap morals
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
tell me about the eggs
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